I’m doing some revisions to an older title and came across these gems embedded in a system file.
We used to collect funny quotes that would invariably occur during long hours of production. Here are some of the better ones:
Karen: Why do you smell like lighter fluid?
Donovan: I have a Zippo in my pocket.
So we’re getting a better squish? – Karen on our new codec
The only free cheese you get is in a mouse trap. – Alena bestowing Russian wisdom
I’m finger-oriented. – Karen explaining the smudges on her monitor
Take that out of your mouth, son. It’s not real. – Wayne’s fatherly advice
That’s a lot of mustard. - Jan misinterpreting a carafe of orange juice
But… you shouldn’t have changed my body. - Robert exerting too much ownership over an animation
I like a chair that’s already formed to my butt. - Kyle